"You sunk my battleship!" - common phrase when playing the board game; sadly, it's never used in the film
Understanding that this is based on the Hasbro board game "Battleship,"
and these are the same people who graced the cinematic landscape with
all those "Transformers" films, it would take very little intuition to
realize that the film "Battleship" is not going to be all about serious
storytelling or cinematic craftsmanship. At first glance, it looks
stupid, and most folks will agree that it is as stupid as it looks.
Just another uninspired alien invasion story, based on the standard and
hollow formula of spectacle and style over substance for an instant cash
grab. And to think so would be correct; you know what you get with
"Battleship," and it's like cinematic junk food.
But, heck, I enjoy junk food now and then. As anticipated, "Battleship"
heaps on the cinematic calories with massive, potentially unhealthy
doses of incredible special effects, explosive mass destruction, and huge
sea battles. The action is quite impressive and well-filmed; combined
with some humor, the film succeeds at being an entertaining and
eye-catching thrill ride. Above all, this film has a tone and style
that never takes itself more seriously than it should. There's no
pretension here; the film knows it's junk food, and never strives to be
anything more. In spite of that, the film remains a fun, upbeat, and
lighthearted adventure.
Now, for the negative criticism: the story is marginal at best. It has
just enough substance to service the action, and just enough
characterization to understand who the heroes are. However, the main
hero proves to be a total jerkwad for the first half of the movie; he
acts to arrogantly and aggressively that it's impossible to believe that
he could be an actual naval officer. The assumption is that the
character endures some change by the end, beefing himself up internally
to rise as a proper military leader with discipline and teamwork
abilities (which would be very befitting of a film with a cast of
military characters), but this change is purely contrived. That's
pretty much my sole complaint; the problem is that the film is so light
and thin that the audience can easily point out the stupidity of the
characters, situations, and concepts. If you don't get hung up on such
things, then you can sit back and just enjoy the onslaught of explosions
and sea battles. Otherwise, you'll be in for a miserable ride.
The film looks really nice, with lots of slick photography and quality
editing. Acting and writing are marginal at best; Taylor Kitsch plays a
rather unlikable hero, while the talents of Liam Neeson, Alexander
Skarsgard, and Rihanna are thrown into the pot for added star power, and
little more. Many of the film's lines are pretty dumb. However, this
production spares no expense on the lavish sets, props, costumes, and
special effects. Music is nice; Steve Jablonsky formulates a standard, high-impact music score, while lots of rock music is thrown in for the
occasional feel-good sensibility.
Like I said, you can probably deduce whether you'll like it or not just
from the film's title, trailers, posters, etc. It's a fine romp of an
alien invasion film, but if you're wanting more to it, then you're
setting yourself up for disappointment. If you aren't sure, then you
better give it a rent and see for yourself. It comes more highly
recommended to those audiences who can turn off their brains for a while
and gape in awe at the massive 'splosions and the pretty alien ships.
3/5 (Entertainment: Very Good | Story: Poor | Film: Marginal)
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