"I am man............Borg. My name is Manborg." - Matthew Kennedy
Imagine an awe-inspiring vision of an inferno descending onto Earth,
with machines and demons decimating the last vestiges of mankind. Such
an apocalypse brought to life on the big screen could be something
brooding and chilling. It could be epic.
This is not that movie.
Manborg is a cheap, silly, ridiculous little film, and it knows
it. It has action, certainly, and plenty of gnarly bloodshed and
gratuitous special effects. However, the delivery of the action,
dialogue, and the overall story is so over-the-top, so silly, and so
cheesy that it's hilarious. Most of the characters here sound like they
came from a Mortal Kombat video game, thanks to the overdubbed dialogue. One character even tries to fight MK style.
One lady fights like she came straight out of an anime, complete with
cheap sound effects and streaky lines behind her. Most other special
effects look like they came from the original Doom PC game, because they are that cheap. The film is short and pretty fast, but more importantly, it made me laugh pretty often.
The story for this is not an inherently bad idea: I kinda do wish
somebody in Hollywood would make a big-scale apocalypse story like this,
with the actual forces of Hell being unleashed on the planet (they
totally blew it when they adapted Doom).
If this same movie was handled with a big budget, big stars, and a
distinguished director, it probably would have been awesome. If this
movie was a video game instead, it would have been awesome as well. But
as it is, the film plays things well within its limitations, keeping
things purposefully small-scale and cheap, and simultaneously silly.
There are scenes that reminded me a lot of other movies or games - The Terminator, Doom, Quake, Wolfenstein, The Running Man, Fist of the North Star, and other stuff all came to mind. The film overall is a throwback to grungy sci-fi films of the 80s. Regardless, the film is pretty fun, even if it lacks depth or originality.
This film is very cheaply shot and edited, with gaudy and weird special
effects that looked like they came from the stone age. Acting is very
silly and over-the-top, and with dubbed dialogue, it's rendered even
more hilarious. Writing is very silly. This production uses some very
cheap sets, props, and costumes. The music score tries so hard to be
cool.
If you're looking for something awesomely cheesy and funny, this film will satisfy.
2.5/5 (Entertainment: Good | Story: Marginal | Film: Awful)
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