Showing posts with label Conan the Barbarian. Show all posts
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March 23, 2014

Film Review: Conan the Barbarian (1982)

"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!" - Mako

Fantasy films are rarely bold in spirit. Most of them offer colorful, vivid spectacles in wonderful places, but when drawing on ancient myth and legend, very few truly recognize that our history is full of darkness and savagery. In the 1930s, Robert E. Howard created a legend of his own, channeling all the primal brutality and bloodshed of the ancient times into one savage hero: Conan, the Cimmerian who would become a warrior, a pirate, a conqueror, and eventually a king. Conan's adventures in literature took him across all corners of the ancient Earth, to battle countless enemies, vicious monsters, and the darkest magic. Films with this same rawness seem to only come once in a great while.

1982's cinematic debut of Conan is a welcome break from the typical sugar-coated fantasy fare; the film doesn't hold back on showing brutal warfare, liberal bloodshed, rampant sex, and savage landscapes. Right from the beginning, the savagery is palpable. At the same time, the film is not all that trashy about it; is uses only as much blood and gore as it needs to to tell the story. Using only a light amount of excess, the film progresses through a lengthy adventure full of cool battles and memorable scenes, with the right pacing and an appropriate tone that's not too bleak but not too lightweight. As it is, this incarnation of Conan is fun and awesome to watch, and even after a sequel, remake, and video game, it hasn't been matched since.

The original stories can get a bit derivative: Conan usually appears somewhere to slay some bad guys, get the girl, get the treasure, defeat evil, blah blah blah. This film ventures into the same formulaic territory, but before doing so, it lays the groundwork by chronicling Conan's origins, in a tragic opening sequence that's so fundamental in nature that it's been seen before. From then on, the film maintains a solid pathos that allows us to follow and root for Conan on his sprawling quest of vengeance. Conan is a fundamental hero to the core, and the film expresses all his characteristics - his strength, his beliefs, his motivations - aptly. The side characters he picks up are lovable, and their enemies are bad guys we love to hate. The plot is pieced together using some scenes inspired by the original stories, but it all flows really well, thanks mostly to the characters and their chemistry. It's all set in a world that looks primal, but not quite as dark or magical as the original stories.

This film boasts some good-looking photography. It can be pretty murky and drab at times, but the camera angles are great and the imagery overall is solid. Editing has a few weak parts, but is still mostly good. Acting can be a bit silly, but Arnold Schwarzenegger fits Conan both in body and spirit. I love Sandahl Bergman's performance as Valeria. James Earl Jones is literally hypnotic as the main villain, and everybody else does okay. Writing has a few weak spots, but there are still quite a few good lines. This production uses some limited, but very real-looking and detailed sets, props, and costumes. Basil Poledoris' music score is epic, grand, and a thing of beauty in itself.

Conan the Barbarian is one of the very few epic/fantasy films that's so raw and brutal, but it's still a fine adventure with lovable characters and solid plotting. Some may call this film overly violent or stupid, especially in the way it revels in savagery. But I've always valued the beauty of savagery, for I believe there is something compelling about the primal nature of this character. If you enjoy stuff like this - like the 300 series, the Berserk manga, the God of War video games - then Conan should be a must-see.

On home video, the unrated cut of the movie includes a few bonus scenes that elaborate a bit more on the characters, but aren't really all that necessary for the plot.

4.5/5 (Entertainment: Very Good | Story: Very Good | Film: Good)

Book Review: Conan the Barbarian: The Stories That Inspired the Movie (Robert E Howard)

"'Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content.  Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion.  I know this:  if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me.  I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content'." - Robert E. Howard, Queen of the Black Coast

Conan:  the very name suggests raw, primal savagery.  This Cimmerian warrior fulfills the fundamental archetype of a hero who wants nothing more than to slay enemies, conquer kingdoms, confront beasts, and enjoy the pleasures of women.  The stories capture the mysticism and allure of a place and time beyond all history, venturing into dark and deeply imaginative and territory.  Thus, the adventures of Conan the Barbarian are a graphic, uncompromising, hardcore type of pulp fantasy fiction that's rarely seen in the mainstream.

Reading these stories can be a bit dry.  Robert E. Howard tends to be wordy and flamboyant, much in contrast to what's seen in Conan's other appearances in media (the films, comics, video games).  However, the stories don't disappoint in the level of savage action and imagination; just about every tale pits the titular hero against foreign armies and wicked sorcery.  Each story offers an imaginative fantasy landscape that takes Conan from one end of the Earth to the other, from deserts to mountains to lost cities and the high seas.  Even if there is a little drag, the stories are truly larger than life.

This edition specifically features five popular stories:  The Phoenix on the Sword, The People of the Black Circle, The Tower of the Elephant, Queen of the Black Coast, Red Nails, and Rogues in the House.  They all cover similar ground:  in each story, Conan appears to resolve some issue using sheer brawn and brutal cunning.  He usually finds an ally, fights hoards of enemies, fights some source of evil (usually a monster, god, evil magic, something), and then he moves on.  Despite being formulaic, some stories succeed more than others.  Red Nails is probably the biggest standout, which unites Conan with an ally named Valeria and takes them into the depths of a lost city torn apart by tribal feuding.  Queen of the Black Coast has its neat moments, as a pirate-themed tale on the high seas.  The Tower of the Elephant is a pretty simple and easy story to digest.  I thought that the others were alright.  Character building never seems to be a priority in these stories; most side characters and villains tend to be one-sided.  It's hard not to love Conan though, for even though little is revealed about his background, the stories underscore his motivations and desires enough to reveal him as a simple man with simple pleasures.  Even with all the bloodshed and brutality, Conan is a brute we can root for, because he is so easy to understand, and embodies pure characteristics that everybody (or at least all dudes) can relate to.

Robert E. Howard's writing style is quite elegant; the man flexed some impressive writing muscle with his vocabulary and sentence structure skills.  He did a great job of conjuring up vivid and highly-detailed imagery, without going too far overboard.  Dialogue is not too bad either.  Best of all, he fleshed out an entire world and mythology that feels as real as it is primal; it's a universe full of weird-sounding nations and ancient beasts, but always with attention to geography and myth, and it embodies elements from all different parts of the world.

The Conan stories are well-written, pretty exciting, and the character is a seminal hero.  I did find the stories a bit dry and formulaic, but they have their moments, with Red Nails being the biggest must-read of the lot.  If you want a type of fantasy fiction that's blood-soaked and brutal, it doesn't get much classier than this.

4/5 (Entertainment:  Pretty Good | Stories:  Pretty Good | Book:  Very Good)