"Welcome to the newest chapter in the history of iron!" - some TV announcement
Tetsuo:  The Iron Man - A film so manic, hyper, weird, and 
stylish, it represented the epitome of an experimental film.  David 
Lynch would have gouged his eyes out.
Tetsuo II:  Body Hammer - A sequel so intense and crazy, it took the
 strange visions of the first film and spat them out at the viewer in a 
refreshing barrage of insanity.
The third Tetsuo film, The Bullet Man, is pretty much more
 of the same.  You can certainly expect the film to break out in 
hyperactive bombardments of flashing rapid-fire images.  You can 
certainly expect the main character to mutate into a metal monster and 
wreak some havoc (and this time, he spits bullets!).  You can certainly expect this to be weird and crazy.
However, this Tetsuo film is notably different, and not in a way 
that's refreshing or necessarily good.  In between the manic freak-out 
scenes, the film slows down drastically, trying its best to weave in 
some semblance of an actual story with actual characters and actual 
reasons behind the madness.  With the terrible dialogue, short runtime, 
and overall freakiness of the film, I really don't think this story 
works as well as it wants to.  The film really wants to give a 
compelling vengeance story (the exact same type that went into the last 
two films), it really wants to give us emotional characters, and it 
wants to give us some kind of background to the "Tetsuo Project" and its
 connection to the characters.  In the end though, it comes off as being
 too short and underdeveloped for its own good.
The experience of the film overall is pretty agitating.  Granted, the other Tetsuo films are agitating as hell, but The Bullet Man seems
 to be a grade worse.  Nearly every scene is shot with a camera that 
never sits still.  Given the other issues listed above, I was rather 
apathetic about the film overall.  I actually value the other two films 
for their remarkable styles and visions, even though they are pretty 
hyperactive in their own right, but this third film never felt like it 
brought anything new to the table.
In addition to being really hyper and annoying, the film is rather 
drab-looking, with lots of dark lighting and gray settings.  Photography
 is among the worst I have ever seen, and the editing is crazy.  I was 
personally appalled by the acting and writing; most of the dialogue is 
terrible, with very stupid lines and absurd delivery.  On the plus side,
 the sets, props, and costumes are pretty decent, and it's especially 
cool to see that the filmmakers preferred to use practical effects 
rather than cheap CGI.  Music consists of lots of airy noises and 
metallic banging, further adding to the annoying experience.
As much as I value the first two Tetsuo movies, I couldn't bring myself to enjoy The Bullet Man
 as much as I wanted to.  I halfway wonder if Shin'ya Tsukamoto is 
purposefully trying to make the most annoying movie possible.  
Established Tetsuo fans will probably enjoy The Bullet Man, but casual viewers will probably want to keep their distance.  I personally recommend the first film, if at all interested.
2/5 (Experience:  Annoying | Story:  Very Poor | Film:  Marginal)
  
 

 
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